Cover up, please! The worst celebrity beach bodies | Page Six US & UK CLIENTS MUST ONLY CREDIT KDNPIX Mob Wives star Angela 'Big Ang' Raiola takes in the sun on Miami Beach, Fl and takes a bit of time to pose with some fans Pictured: Angela "Big Ang" Raiola Ref: SPL720268 160314 Picture by: KDNPIX Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
Big Ang is true to her name. Splash News
Jack Nicholson on holiday in St. Barts with his children. The family enjoyed a lunch at Taiwana hotel and then were seen diving through the waves and swimming at the beach. As Jack went to leave, fans arrived to speak to the actor. Ref: SPL24089 260308 Picture by: Papapress / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
Maybe Jack Nicholson just can’t handle the truth from his personal trainer. Splash News
Janice Dickinson shows off her beach bod on Malibu Beach in Malibu, California. Pictured: Janice Dickinson Ref: SPL294696 040711 Picture by: Mike / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
Janice Dickinson sucks it in and it does her no favors. Splash News
Simon Cowell, Lauren Silverman with son Eric and Squiggly and Diddly take a stroll in Miami Beach. Pictured: Simon Cowell Ref: SPL712384 040314 Picture by: SplashNews Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
Between the sunburn, the chest hair and the creepy grin, Simon Cowell is severely lacking the “X Factor.” Splash News
14590, MAUI, HAWAII - Friday March 30 2007. Courtney Love's Hawaiian vacation continues and this time has her posing with a large parrot on her shoulder, while making sure to flaunt her newly found figure. Today she wore a white bikini, and strolled barefoot along the beach. Love also spent time soaking up the sun, while reading a bookand sending text messages from her cell phone. A wafer-thin Courtney, smiled and waved to photographers. Photograph: Andrew Shawaf, Pacificcoastnews.com.Ê***FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE*** UK OFFICE: +44 131 225 3333/3322 US OFFICE: 1 310 261 9676
Courtney Love’s celebrity skin is sagging. Pacific Coast News
©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM Rod Stewart spends some time with his wife Penny Lancaster and their son Alistair Wallace (b. November 27, 2005) at the "H™tel La Reserve" in Beaulieu. Penny shows off her 'Mrs. Stewart' white bikini while getting frisky with Rod after a dip in the pool. Job: 32471 August 4, 2007 EXCLUSIVE Beaulieu, France
No, Rod Stewart, we don’t want your body, nor do we think you’re sexy. Bauer-Griffin
EXCLUSIVE TO INF. PLEASE CALL BEFORE USAGE. January 7th, 2010: Exclusive - Rachel Zoe photographed looking extreamely thin on the beach while on holiday with her husband in St Barts. INFphoto.com Ref: infwi-02/03|sp|EXCLUSIVE TO INF. PLEASE CALL BEFORE USAGE.
Rachel Zoe looks scarily skinny. INF Photo
39387, LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - Monday July 19 2010. FILE PICTURES dated Saturday April 10 2010 of Heidi Montag showing off her new beach body in a self-designed bikini as she hosts the grand opening of the Liquid Pool Lounge at the Aria Resort and Casino in Las Vegas. According to reports, Heidi is talking to British reality star Katie Price about a joint music venture. Montag - who shot to global fame after having ten plastic surgery procedures in one day - Tweeted to Katie; "I love your new song! Let me in on the remix! We will do the sexiest music video ever!" Glamour girl Katie - also known as Jordan - replied: "Let's get in touch! There's lots we can do together". The ladies, if they get together, will have lots in common. Both have had numerous cosmetic procedures, released singles, split from their reality husbands and both have appeared on their respective country's version of "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here". Jordan's single Free To Love Again entered the UK charts Sunday at No 60. Photograph: Kevin Perkins, ©PacificCoastNews.com **FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE** **E-TABLET/IPAD & MOBILE PHONE APP PUBLISHING REQUIRES ADDITIONAL FEES** UK OFFICE:+44 131 557 7760/7761 US OFFICE:1 310 261 9676
On the bright side, Heidi Montag will always have flotation devices with her at the beach. Pacific Coast News
A shirtless Dog the Bounty Hunter on the beach in Hawaii. The fugitive hunter and is wife and their dog were spotted spending a little down time between arrests at the Fairmont Kea Lani on the island of Maui. Pictured: Duane Chapman and Beth Chapman Ref: SPL372723 180312 Picture by: Spartacus / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
Surprisingly, this isn’t the most offensive thing Dog the Bounty Hunter has done. Splash News
Tara Reid's tummy and tush are more terrifying than a real life "Sharknado."
Tara Reid’s tummy and tush are more terrifying than a real-life “Sharknado.” Splash News
©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM Vince Vaughn visits "Swingers" friend John Favreau at the beach but has a less than graceful exit when he tries to get a lift to his boat anchored in the sea off Malibu only a mile or so from Jennifer Aniston's beach house. Party animal Vinces swam ashore to visit Favreau's party but left a babe behind on his boat! Exclusive August 19, 2007, Malibu, CA. 70819F1
Vince Vaughn looks like he dodged the gym before heading out on this boat. Bauer-Griffin
Olympian Bruce Jenner does paddleboard shirtless in Greece with his two sons. The reality star that was once the most famous American athelete in the world, showed that he still can do sports and even went without a top for about a one hour paddleboard in the Agean sea during his family vacation. Bruce did have a bit of trouble coming in from the sea and actually making landfall with his oar. Brody and Brandon Jenner joined him. Pictured: Bruce Jenner Ref: SPL534939 290413 Picture by: Brian Prahl / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
Bruce proves that large busts run in the Kardashian and Jenner families. Splash News
©2004 RAMEY PHOTO AGENCY 310-828-3445 EXCLUSIVE! DANNY DEVITO TAKES A BREAK FROM "BE COOL" TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH HIS FAMILY ON THE BEACH. 03/13/04 HP
We applaud Danny DeVito’s adorable self-awareness. Ramey Photo
Baywatch star David Hasselhoff sober and smiling in only a pair of red boardshorts hosts an event at Malibu's Polaroid beach house for his charity "Club Baywatch". The charity which exposes underprivileged children to the ocean and water activities played host to a party of about 20 children and family for the day. David is seen posing with one of Baywatch's producers infront of a artistic sand castle with a board of keys both called " Keys to the castle " before he took a dip in the ocean only to get his ears full of water. He is also seen with former Baywatch star David Chokachi taking pictures of some of the children before bursting into fits of laughter. "The Hoff" also took the opportunity to promote his new show Americas Got Talent by dressing the children in shirts with the shows slogan. Picture by: HotShots Worldwide/Splash News Ref: HSW 050807 A Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 207-107-2666
Someone please hassle the Hoff until he puts his shirt back on. Splash News
Nicole Richie finishes up her weekend romping in the Malibu surf with her second male companion in as many days. They are seen playing in the strong waves and jogging together back to the house. She is also pictured munching on some pizza during a break from her fun in the sun. Picture by: Cliff & Malia Sobel Ref: SOB 130806 M Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 207-107-2666
Thankfully, Nicole Richie doesn’t look like this anymore. Splash News
Former 'James Bond' Pierce Brosnan enjoys the Hawaiian water. Ref: SPL35396 140608 Picture by: Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
Pierce Brosnan’s post-Bond bod may leave ladies shaken, not stirred. Splash News
Donatella Versace and bodyguard are pictured in Barbados, Saturday, Feb.14,2004, during the second day of her one-week vacation. (Picture:WENN/DIANE AND CHRIS BRANDIS) NON-EXCLUSIVE
Doesn’t Donatella Versace know not to put leather in water? Splash News
Arnold Schwarzenegger sunbathes in his bathing suit on the beach in Cancún, Mexico. Ref: SPL36823 220608 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
Just because Arnold Schwarzenegger said he’d be back doesn’t mean we want to see him. Splash News
Roberto Cavalli walking on the beach wearing a black swimsuit and holding a pack of cigarretes. Pictured: Roberto Cavalli Ref: SPL56341 191008 Picture by: Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
The irony that is Roberto Cavalli: a man who tells other people how to look good. Splash News
Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin on Malibu Beach, California. Pictured: Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin Ref: SPL114315 190709 Picture by: Mike / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
Silver lining? The ripples in Lisa Rinna’s stomach help distract from her lips. Splash News
Jon Favreau and family swim in Malibu California. Pictured: Jon Favreau Ref: SPL123903 050909 Picture by: Mike / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
Just because Jon Favreau produced “Iron Man” doesn’t mean he wants to look like one. Splash News
Massimo Gargia and Ivana Trump seen on holiday in Saint Barthelemy. Saint Barthelemy. ID NUMBER: 0178927 Pictured: Massimo Gargia and Ivana Trump Ref: SPL156757 100210 Picture by: KCSPresse / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
Ivana Trump looks almost as good as her ex Donald’s hair. Splash News
Frasier star Kelsey Grammer and his fiancee Kayte Walsh were spotted kissing by their hotel pool in Miami. Pictured: Kelsey Grammer and Kayte Walsh Ref: SPL249560 170211 Picture by: Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
Somewhere, Camille is glancing at this photo of Kelsey Grammer and breathing a huge sigh of relief. Splash News
Steven Tyler continues his Maui vacation. Pictured: Steven Tyler Ref: SPL335505 151111 Picture by: starsurf/ Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
Steven Tyler drives fellow beach goers crazy and leaves them cryin’. Splash News
Comedian and actor Adam Sandler was seen today in Miami Beach with his family. He took his daughters swimming in the pool at his resort. Pictured: Adam Sandler Ref: SPL376232 290312 Picture by: London Ent / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
Remember Adam Sandler’s “Red Hooded Sweatshirt”? Someone ought to grab that for him now. Splash News
Courtney Stodden wears a 'Leafy Green' Bikini in Hollywood to promote PETA! The reality TV star who rose to fame after marrying 51 year old Doug Hutchinson at the age of 16 arrived for the photo shoot on busy Hollywood Blvd wearing a lettuce cup bikini! She left the shoot with her sunglasses on and very little to the imagination! Stodden was promoting a new range of Vegetarian hot dogs on sale from PINKS hot dog stand in Los Angeles! Pictured: Courtney Stodden Ref: SPL587102 310713 Picture by: Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
Courtney Stodden endorses a natural vegetarian diet despite being full of unnatural parts. Splash News
Former Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand struggled with her gigantic high heels as she tried to walk to and from the beach in her outrageous footwear! The 41 year old model and actress wore a revealing orange bikini as she filmed scenes on a beach in Los Angeles for the French tv show 'Hollywood Girls' and even posed with a California lifeguard. She then stopped to tie her sting piece bikini before changing into a more sophisticated dress but still with the inappropriate high heels on the beach. Sands plays Geny G on the French reality show and was joined by another bikini clad fashion designer called Veronique. Pictured: Shauna Sand Ref: SPL593519 130813 Picture by: Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
Shauna Sand didn’t think her bikini, obvious implants, orange skin and dark roots were classy enough, so she added Lucite heels. Splash News
Comedian and actor Craig Robinson out and about on the beach in Miami Beach. Pictured: Craig Robinson Ref: SPL612724 200913 Picture by: FAMAPRESS / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
Hey, Craig Robinson? No. Splash News
Jonathan Cheban and girlfriend Anat Popovsky hitting the water on the beach in Miami Beach. Pictured: Jonathan Cheban, Anat Popovsky Ref: SPL663833 071213 Picture by: FAMAPRESS / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
Jonathan Cheban is still trying. Splash News
Richie Sambora and his daughter Ava spotted in Maui. Richie and Ava enjoyed some beach time together. Pictured: Richie Sambora Ref: SPL673325 271213 Picture by: starsurf / Stewy / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
It’s Richie Sambora’s life. Unfortunately, we all have to see it. Splash News
Sir Paul McCartney spotted on the beach with his wife in St Barts. Pictured: Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell Ref: SPL673487 271213 Picture by: Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
He’s Paul McCartney. He doesn’t have to look good. Splash News
Russell Simmons, 54, covers himself in sand after taking a swim in the ocean with his daughter in Miami Beach, FL on Easter Sunday. Pictured: Russell Simmons Ref: SPL742046 200414 Picture by: Pichichi / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666
Russell Simmons overestimates the coverup abilities of sand. Splash News
Emma Stone's Spidey sense of style