Dogs have not only been our companions since the beginning of time, but also our mini me’s. This sentiment rings especially true for smaller sized dogs, as they tend to form an exceptionally close bond with their owners. After all, if someone was carrying you around town in a designer bag, you know you would fall in love with them too. If you’re wondering which pup is the Tinker Bell to your Paris Hilton, here’s the small dog breed that captures each zodiac sign.
Despite their petite stature and their teeny-tiny set of teeth, small dogs can certainly force you to hear them roar! And when you see a small dog that’s fresh from the groomer’s and shiny with a rhinestone collar, you know it’s giving “b*tch”. Not only are small dogs known for being well-attended and well-adored, they never fail to remind you that they are, in fact, the direct descendants of ancient wolves. And although there may be a cute little bow perched on their tousled foreheads, you know there’s a feral part of their personalities that can neither be tamed, nor trained.
A small dog captures two sides of a zodiac sign’s temperament. After all, these purse-sized fluff balls can be extremely cuddly, cute, and affectionate, but they can also be completely wild and unhinged when they want to be. And because there exists a cunning canine in each and every one of us, here’s the small dog breed that captures each zodiac sign and their insatiable desire to yap all night long:
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Aries: You're a Yorkshire Terrier
If you’ve ever seen a pissed off yorkie, you know exactly why they’re an Aries breed. These teeny-tiny gremlins are way feistier than their size gives away, as they automatically assume a position of authority whenever they enter a room. Aries is ruled by Mars—planet of power and dominance—and they exude alpha energy, much like the bossy and highly energetic personality of a Yorkshire terrier. And yet, a yorkie’s loyalty to their humans makes their fierce need to protect them from anyone and anything ridiculously adorable. In a yorkie’s mind, their owner is royalty and they are the knight in shining armor that will fight in their honor.
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Taurus: You're a Pug
Taurus just wants to feel good, eat good, and sleep good. They also don’t want to have to attend any unnecessary social gatherings and listen to annoying people yap. The pug has very similar interests, as this slow-moving breed has both a permanent grimace and a desire to simply take a chill pill. You won’t find pugs barking up a storm for no reason, but you will hear their heavy snores as they curl up for a nap on your lap right after chowing down on some high quality kibble. Like Taurus, this plump and well-nourished pup would absolutely be ruled by Venus.
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Gemini: You're a Papillon
Image Credit: Gettyz You’d be remiss to find a papillon who’s tongue isn’t hanging lopsided from their mouth as they pant with excitement. This playful, frisky, and super friendly breed radiates Gemini energy, as they’re always in the mood to entertain everyone with their silliness and intelligence. These dogs are well-known for getting along with everyone, including the cats. Gemini is also famous for being able to bridge the gap between social groups, finding a way to connect with people of all types. However, if you’re not able to keep up with a Gemini’s quick wit and gift of gab, a papillon may just run circles around you.
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Cancer: You're a French Bulldog
Part of a French bulldog’s charm is their big, droopy eyes that always look a little bit sad. It just makes you want to run over to them and give them a hug and a kiss. Cancers can also relate to the feeling of being so sensitive and emotional all the time that they can’t help but look pouty. However, Cancers aren’t always sad, because their happiness is equally as emphatic. And when you see an excited frenchie panting with their massive, ear-to-ear smile, they also reflect a Cancer when they’re feeling their best. Aside from their constant need for cuddles and affection, their faces literally look like the moon (Cancer’s ruling celestial body).
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Leo: You’re a Pomeranian
Whenever someone walks in with a Pomeranian in tow, they automatically become the central focus of the room. How could you resist that bright and high-volume mane? Or that tiny little smile that pokes out from their bushy bodies? These active and expressive pups radiate luxury and prowess, giving them the vibe of a diva who deserves everyones pure and undivided attention. These pups are also unaware of how tiny they really are, as they will bark and lunge for something that’s ten times their size. I mean, who trapped this ferocious lion inside a small dog’s body?
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Virgo: You're a Corgi
These robust, family-friendly dogs weren’t Queen Elizabeth II’s favorite breed for no reason. These intelligent and hilariously adorable chonks never want to miss out on the action, as they’re actually herding dogs to their core. Virgos can relate to a Pembroke Welsh Corgi’s constant desire to help out, as these dogs were bred to herd much larger livestock and they do so with aplomb. They’ll even chase children around when they’re acting up! Like a Virgo, these dogs can get extremely antsy and frustrated if they’re not given something to do. If you don’t give a corgi a job, they may just start digging anxious holes in your backyard.
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Libra: You're a Maltese
Libra is the Venus-ruled zodiac sign of beauty, grace, and regal elegance, much like the Maltese. Since ancient times, this luxurious dog has captured the hearts of famous scholars, writers, and artists and been worshipped as sacred. In fact, the ancient Greeks erected tombs in honor of the Maltese, and for this tiny little thing to be able to inspire that much adoration, it would have to be a Libra. Next time you see a rich lady running around town with a Maltese in her designer bag, know her taste in emotional support pets isn’t simply the latest trend. In fact, the Maltese has been the bougie dog of choice since time immemorial.
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Scorpio: You're a Chihuahua
Scorpios are passionate, intense, and just as fearful of intimacy as they crave it deeply. Now, doesn’t that sound just like the typical chihuahua? Despite their petite size, they can be extremely fierce and defensive against those who have not yet earned their trust. They may be tiny, but they are mighty. Plus, these Mexican-made pups tend to zero in on one person (or one family) that they’ll be 100 percent devoted to. This can become a problem when other people—or worse, other animals—stand in the way of their human’s attention. Everyone knows Scorpio can become super possessive of their loved ones and annoyed when anything comes between them.
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Sagittarius: You're a Dachshund
Despite their disproportionate bodies that involve short legs and long torsos, the dachshund definitely gets around. This adorably awkward pup is just as courageous as they are comedic, which is exactly the Sagittarius vibe. Not only is the dachshund often referred to as a literal “wiener” dog, but they’re often foolhardy enough to bark at and successfully intimidate dogs who are much larger than them in size. Sagittarius is a Jupiter-ruled fire sign that has a grandiose sense of self, a hunger for life, and a will to succeed. After all, the dachshund was initially bred as a hunter dog and Sagittarius is literally ruled by a centaur that carries a bow and arrow.
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Capricorn: You're a Wire Fox Terrier
Capricorns are strong, hard working, and always focused on their goal. Although the wire fox terrier is just as adorable as any other small dog breed, their perfect posture, robust stance, and need to please their owner makes them just as serious as a Capricorn. This breed excels in training, as their strong hunting instinct makes them incredibly determined to succeed. They’re also highly alert and defensive to danger, making them perfect watchdogs. Capricorn is ruled by stalwart Saturn, making them prone to assuming the position of protector and provider. And behind their long noses and cute, floppy ears, these dogs can be intimidating body guards.
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Aquarius: You're a Brussels Griffon
Let’s be real—not many dogs look like the Brussels Griffon. This breed is marked by their pinched snouts and long, silky beards. And if any zodiac sign strives to be unique and stand out from the rest of the pack, it’s bound to be an Aquarius. Plus, this air sign is famous for their extraverted and community-oriented energy, just like the Brussels Griffon becomes outgoing, fun, and friendly with everyone in their close social circle. However, if they don’t think you’re really part of their “crew,” they might ice you out, just like an Aquarius can be very particular about who they choose to be friends with. But once you moved past their intimidating vibe and you’ve earned their trust, they’ll demand cuddles ASAP.
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Pisces: You're a Shih Tzu
The Shih-Tzu’s heart is just as pure as that twinkle in their eye, as this cuddly lap dog wants as much of your attention as humanly possible. In fact, they’re literally famous for becoming spoiled with love. Pisces can relate, as romantic Venus is exalted when it’s in this dreamy and affectionate zodiac sign. Pisces is also known for having high levels of empathy and a willingness to set aside their ego, much like the way a Shih-Tzu will follow you just about anywhere. They would live in a cardboard box if it means getting to be with you. However, they are also notorious for being easily distracted and lazy when you try to walk them for too long. Looking at you, Pisces.
